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The Talking Grilled Cheese

Im a just a sandwich with dreams

Sharks are friends, not soup

"I can't stop until the whole world knows my name" ~ Fall Out Boy

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The pupil of your eye expands up to 45% when you look at someone you love.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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neoamericana:

dynastylnoire:

What’s In My Purse?

Girlcode knows my life

I am ALL these women.

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screamandshout:

levelonehulkling:

screamandshout:

hello friends britney is here

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goodbye friends britney is gone

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Stay gone

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swag-master-2000:

when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life 

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Parent:what does a cow say?
Baby:"moo!"
Parent:yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby:"baah!"
Parent:yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby:*whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

amychowmein:

1990s Kids Guide to the Internet

Here’s the video, originally posted on EverythingIsTerrible.com

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