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The Talking Grilled Cheese

Im a just a sandwich with dreams

Sharks are friends, not soup

"Even though she doesn't believe in love, he's determined to call her bluff" - All Time Low

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via storiesofar)

gnarlyninja:

"i don’t support feminism because-"

lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye

(via storiesofar)

Beau Taplin || the hours between.  (via ac-ru)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via blackened-by-sadness)

The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.

the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

(via pineplapple)

pizzaplier:

tonipuss:

jamboreeguy:

starroo:

naoren:

braixenskirt:

ao-shen:

tairupanda:

scribbliestbear:

neko-itoi:

the-spider-sylph:

princeofsnails:

bnkn62:

Doctor Yaoi Homosexual

i got fucking 

princess cis scum 

i cant be lieve

slutty mc baka fucker

doctor beyonce fucker xD

Super Fucking Homosexual

giant fucking homosexual

Magical Dork Puncher

El Scary Fucker

Super Yaoi Minaj

Magical Baka Fucker

El Fucking Fucker

lana del yaoi fucker

magical frickface

(Source: waitwhatwasidoingagain, via suqarweregoingdown)

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(via s33r-of-m1nd413)

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

(via sorry)

k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

(via multifandomsexual)

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

(via paperhalos)

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