IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
"i don’t support feminism because-"
lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye
The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.
Doctor Yaoi Homosexual
i got fucking
princess cis scum
i cant be lieve
slutty mc baka fucker
doctor beyonce fucker xD
Super Fucking Homosexual
giant fucking homosexual
Magical Dork Puncher
El Scary Fucker
Super Yaoi Minaj
Magical Baka Fucker
El Fucking Fucker
lana del yaoi fucker
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth